{"id":2086,"date":"2023-02-04T05:53:43","date_gmt":"2023-02-03T22:53:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/?p=2086"},"modified":"2023-02-04T05:53:43","modified_gmt":"2023-02-03T22:53:43","slug":"tukang-cukur-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/?p=2086","title":{"rendered":"TUKANG CUKUR<\/em>
( humor )"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

SARIPATI<\/em>
Santapan Harian Pembaharu Hati<\/em>
( Sabtu, 4 Feb ’23 )<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TUKANG CUKUR<\/em>
( humor )<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Suatu hari ada seorang sedang pangkas rambut di Tukang Cukur. Sambil menggunting rambut, Tukang Cukur bertanya kepada pelanggannya itu: Memang pangkas rambut mau ke mana bro?<\/em> Jawab pelanggan: “Saya mau berangkat ke Italia besok”. Tukang cukur nggak percaya dan terus meremehkan, sambil berkata: naik pesawat apa?<\/em> “Naik pesawat Italia Air lah”, jawabnya. “Ah jelek itu pelayanannya, nanti pasti kamu kecewa, terus nginap di mana?<\/em> “Di Hilton Roma” ” Apalgi itu hotel jelek, nggak bagus; memang ke Italia mau apa”<\/em> ” Mau ketemu Sri Paus, mau cium tangan beliau”. “Halah.. mana mungkin kayak kamu bisa ketemu beliau”\u2026<\/em> Setelah selesai, pelanggan itupun pulang dengan sedikit jengkel. Seminggu kemudian Pelanggan datang ke Tukang Cukur, dan berkata kepadanya: “Perjalanan luar biasa. Baik pesawat dan hotelnya mantap”. Tukang cukur penasaran, lalu bertanya: “Terus kamu jadi ketamu Sri Paus?”<\/em> “Yalaah.. tahu nggak? Sri Paus memandangku lamaaa.. sekali dan bertanya kepadaku: “Ah.. Siapa yang mencukur rambutmu? Kok Jelek sekali”<\/em>\ud83d\ude01<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kolose 4:6<\/em>
Hendaklah kata-katamu senantiasa penuh kasih, jangan hambar, sehingga kamu tahu, bagaimana kamu harus memberi jawab kepada setiap orang.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hargailah Orang lain lewat perkataan, maka kita pun akan dihargai dalam perkataan. Amin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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