{"id":2152,"date":"2023-03-11T06:06:35","date_gmt":"2023-03-10T23:06:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/?p=2152"},"modified":"2023-03-11T06:06:35","modified_gmt":"2023-03-10T23:06:35","slug":"setrika","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/?p=2152","title":{"rendered":"<em>SETRIKA<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>SARIPATI<\/em><br><em>Santapan Harian Pembaharu Hati<\/em><br>( Sabtu, 11 Maret 2023 )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>SETRIKA<\/em><br><em>humor<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sepasang suami istri terburu-buru saat hendak mengikuti kebaktian Minggu. Di tengah jalan, sang istri berkata kepada suaminya,<br><em>\u201cYa ampun, Pak. Saya lupa mematikan setrika tadi. Bagaimana kalau nanti rumah kita kebakaran?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cTenang, Bu. Rumah kita tidak akan kebakaran,\u201d<\/em> sahut suaminya.<br><em>\u201cKenapa kamu begitu yakin, Pak?\u201d<\/em> tanya sang istri.<br><em>\u201cSoalnya tadi saya juga lupa mematikan keran kamar mandi.\u201d<\/em><br><em>Amsal 2:7<\/em><br><em>Ia menyediakan pertolongan bagi orang yang jujur, menjadi perisai bagi orang yang tidak bercela lakunya,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Amin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SARIPATISantapan Harian Pembaharu Hati( Sabtu, 11 Maret 2023 ) SETRIKAhumor Sepasang suami istri terburu-buru saat hendak mengikuti kebaktian Minggu. Di tengah jalan, sang istri berkata kepada suaminya,\u201cYa ampun, Pak. Saya lupa mematikan setrika tadi. Bagaimana kalau nanti rumah kita kebakaran?\u201d \u201cTenang, Bu. Rumah kita tidak akan kebakaran,\u201d sahut suaminya.\u201cKenapa kamu begitu yakin, Pak?\u201d tanya sang [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-santapan-harian-pembaru-hati"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2153,"href":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152\/revisions\/2153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gbiyabes.id\/home\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}